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ahh the green unit.
the hole in my pocket.
my ability to consume, dear henry’s hole in his bucket.

dear liza, dear liza,
with what shall I…
whet it,

my appetite?
sucking marrow but not feeding the chicken.
Even if you always have an answer,
the questions will keep coming.

it was liza and henry that we really cared about anyway
but that vicious circle made them entertainment.
I need to stop laughing at myself.

-bootney farnsworth

See also:
“You got a credit card and LOST YO DAMN MIND.”
by Chris Rock

30 May 2002, 12:48 ::

You too can make a living of buying and scratching off scratchers! In the past 3 days alone, I have gotten a 150% return on my investment! Don’t wait another second!

— sen 2002-06-04 07:18 #
The department of education owns my soul. DIRECT LOAN SERVICING CENTER poppin up on my caller ID… bloody wankers! Biggest scam going. I figure I can live in a tent under lower Wacker Dr. and give my rent/utilities to the gov. Wait, there’s no broadband under there. How much is plasma going for these days? Guess I won’t be leasing that new reproduction ‘Mini’ that just came out.

— SiSawat 2002-06-04 08:05 #
a simple piece of budgeting advice:
don’t spend more than you earn.

a more complicated bit of advice:
don’t use your credit card as a payment plan, if you have trouble with this buy everything with cash and you will always know how much you have. beware the easy and precipitous path paved in plastic.

use ducttape to patch your bucket and to keep your pockets shut so as to make spending more difficult. use the force (will power).

— rmckaggis 2002-06-04 09:40 #
baby, it’s just you, me and the greens now. but where are the greens??

— sugar boots 2002-06-17 01:21 #

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