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It has been brought to my attention that there are those valuable members of society that do not dance. Is it really necessary to harass those that will not join the electric slide? Do we become their dark side of the force by begging them to boogie? Are we kinetic fools attempting to whip the more practical populous into some kind of God-forsaken Kevin Bacon Footloose frenzy?

What are the honest answers that live inside those who do not dance? I think we need to call a council and seek wisdom from a panel of non-dancers. Will Ms. Anti-Dance please grant me the patience and wisdom to learn to stand in her shoes?

... and do they still teach squaredancing in any schools in this country?

17 October 2002, 22:35 ::

  1. ask away, and i shall enlighten your rump-shakin’ self. you will learn to find peace in the stillness that is known as the anti-dance. you will learn patience through dealing with those who do not share your views. like a motionless rock in an ever-moving river, you will be refined and polished, and learn to stand against the current. you will learn the art of being and not being, the liberation of nothingness (i.e. wallflowerism), by letting the music move your soul instead of your corporeal being.

    – your anti-dance guru

    p.s. i learned how to squaredance in the 3rd grade.

    — THE anti-dance (tm)    2002-10-18 01:13    #
  2. i be seein this stud evry nite down at Whippers and i don’t whut 2 mak of him. he way like fitty pounds and look all bendy and shit like he got six elbos and he made outta rubba tree. i get all on for dudes wit frekles. but they gots ta dance. you know? they gots ta dance.

    — Chocolate Fever    2002-10-18 07:33    #
  3. I will bob and sway, shuffle my feet, and loosely dangle my arms to the beat. That is all. Do not ask me to explode into a frenzy of pure excitement and wild furvor. I will not. Begging and grabbing my arms to swing them wide, to and fro, will not jump-start some inner hiding dancer child. Just stop. I feel dumb enough as it is. If the shame of not equaling the skill of those other dancefloor peers does not entice me to start “really dancing,” ...nothing will.
    That is all.
    Thank you.

    — I'll just sit over here    2002-10-19 12:48    #
  4. I’m beginning to believe that it’s sort of like that dumbass who wanted to buy the world a coke… to keep it companeeeeee.

    Is a dope slap in order?

    SEE ALSO: http://cartalk.cars.com/DopeSlap/technique.html

    but then again… if the anti-dance™ can squardance, there must be some sort of conspiracy at work that binds us all. The liberation of nothingness may really be something after all.

    — jmmygoggle    2002-10-23 00:24    #

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