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I was installing some computer games for my mom’s computer that she received through some book club. They were basically boardgames that received a translation into the computer realm: Scrabble, Upwords, Yahtzee, etc. Of course it is essential that one tests the software one installs on a machine. The last game was Clue and I played against a full complement of computer opponents. Peacock, White, Mustard – they were all there. Upon entering my very first room using the incomparable Professor Plum, I immediately focused my keen wits and prunish intuition by suggesting to my opponents that Miss Scarlet had most likely commited the heinous deed in The Study with that obvious yet cold and tortuous murder device known as The Knife. When not a single party could refute my declaration, I knew I had the brazen murderess. I pointed my assumption, let fly and the case was had in a single fell swoop. Miss Scarlet in the study with the knife. No one escapes the good Professor Plum. Even if he doesn’t have a clue.

21 December 2002, 20:40 ::

  1. You’re on vacation son. Lay off the internet. Don’t you have anything better to do?

    (Er, i won’t mention that i’m on vacation as well.)

    —ia

    inkyaardvark    2002-12-23 20:09    #

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