let him be the parade
Dear Amy J,
My fat ass brother in law insists on wearing low cut jeans which blatantly reveal the ass crack from hell. With the upcoming 4th of July and the increased interest in patriotism, would it be uncouth or bad ediquette to plant a flag in the great canyon and let him be the parade as he struts around? If he dyed his ass hair green, only a flag on the front lawn of the White House would be better.Sign me-
Blind and AmericanDear B and A,
Sounds like a good idea to me. You may want to also put a sparkler in there. We can only hope that some of the ass hair will catch fire and solve another of the problems. Just make sure you are not down wind for this.Oh yeah, and keep an eye on your wife’s ass… it may be a hereditary problem.
Bitterly,
Amy J
Maybe not that funny but funny enough.
9 April 2003, 23:35 ::
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